Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
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