in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
He went all Bachlorette on me.. "I just want to guard and protect your heart" bullshit
Just faked two orgasms bc I had too much wine and remembered mid sex that I bought doritos yesterday.
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
Always wear a seatbelt when giving road head. I think I'm just going to tell people I don't remember how I got the fat lip.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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