what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
I joined a mariachi band. they gave me a guitar because i told them i could play. It actually turned out ok
They kicked me out of the mariachi band. Turns out I'm not that good
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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