I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
Apparently I stole windex from the cab driver. Klepto Tom strikes again.
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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