Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
It has been so long since I got any action that I have decided to change my vagina's name from "the chamber of judgement" to "the cave of forgotten dreams".
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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