I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
The shower rod just came down while I was pooping. I caught it though and the curtain stayed on, so I'm not sure if it's a good or bad omen for the rest of my day
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