She’s leaving for college so I made her a gift basket with all the essentials. You know- Ramen, a 12 pack of PBR, some leftover Plan B pills and a laminated business card for a good lawyer. Damn I’m a good big sister.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
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