I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
Whoever decided to wrap my shins in duck tape owes me new leg hair.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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