Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
What's grosser: using a dirty sex towel as an oven mitt? or using the oven to reheat superbowl bean dip for dinner?
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
He once bought a dildo and put fifty dollars and a happy anniversary note in the battery compartment I gotta lock him down while hes available
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
Randomize
