Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
Hey, so, you were my "one phone call" last night... Thanks for not picking up. See, this is why I never call you.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
Randomize