College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
Driving you two to the party with a keg belted into the back seat has given me a brief glimpse of parenthood. I am now more resolved than ever to never breed, so thanks for that.
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
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