Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
I think as far as last words to bitter ex girlfriends go, "enjoy that staph infection youre about to get in your uterus" is right up there with the best
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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