i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
I was in my bathroom taking a shit and my mom just opened the door, walked in, handed me a fudgesicle, and left without saying a word. Yeah. That just happened.
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
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