Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
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