my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
Randomize
