btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
Operation Purity has been aborted
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
dude. I can hear the air.
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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