I wish you were here to vomit in your hand.
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
I stole a fireplace last night.
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
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