There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
Im really high right now and the vending machine is broken and giving out free candy. Please kill me, my life will never get better than this
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
Why the fuck is the royal wedding at 4am. That is obviously not the most appropriate time to drink during finals. It's like I'm bound to fail, by royal decree.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
I ate pizza in bed, sans pants, and then carved a pumpkin. FUNCTIONING ADULT MOTHERFUCKERS!
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
I remember telling you that I think Taylor Swift has stolen my essence. I still think that's true.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
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