The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
Walked in on my roommate covering his dick in blue frosting. Am staying with my folks for the Forth. See you Monday if the brain bleach works.
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
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