bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
How do I convince my friend not to get tattoo tributes to her cats?
WHO DOES THAT
I told her it'd send up tons of red flags and she responded by telling me they're her babies. And she's sober.
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