sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
Found my phone laying in a snow angel outside my apt this morning.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
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