1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
Do vagina's smell?
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
Every time I started to really hate the guys on tinder, the universe throws me a muscly beardy bone.
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
Randomize
