You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
I was asking the bouncer, "if I fall will you catch me?" which then turned into "if I jump off the roof will you catch me?" He said no.
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
Randomize
