He asked to "fluff my boner.."
I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
Dude, we're at Einstein's Bagels and the dude next to us is spreading cannabutter on his bagel.
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
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