And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Thanks for ditching me last night. I got a ride home from the Dominos delivery guy. You owe me 3 large pizzas.
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
I've got a bottle of water, a bag of salad greens, and a bottle of hot sauce. How stoned do you think I am?
Omg I'm having dinner at chilli's with a guy who is arguing that getting a weed leaf tatoo on his neck will prevent him from getting a job as a dental assistant
Well that actually sounds reasonable
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