why didn't you poke me back
I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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