I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
I wish there were birth control emojis
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
Randomize
