I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
WHY WOULD YOU SWIPE RIGHT???!!!!!
The same reason I ordered and ate almost an entire pizza last night
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
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