Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
For the record, it's NEVER ok to discuss my stripper-related injuries with my fiance.
Whatever you do tomorrow don't let me put on the Borat mankini and yell "POLAR PLUNGE!!" while diving into the pool
The pool is covered.....
Like that would stop me.
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
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