And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
God I need to hump something, right now.
My liver has officially said "fuck this shit" and escaped from my body.
Randomize
