he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
So many bounce houses so little time
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
I thought my dog was a polar bear. I kept asking how the north pole was this time of year.
Just had an epiphany about how to drink more effectively in the shower. While walking across campus carrying a Franzia bag like Santa
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
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