if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
she peed on how many people?
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
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