How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
My phone really needs to stop auto correcting "library" to "ovary".
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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