i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
You never realize just how much you have to be thankful for until you almost shit yourself in a Target.
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
I hit a child with a fudge sickle from a moving vehicle after he flipped me off, I feel like a God. Tell no one. My partner didn't see it.
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
A toast to whoever set this year's daylight savings fallback to the day after halloween, granting us another hour to detox before we pretend to be functional adults. Clearly, a partier with forethought and clear priorities. Cheers!
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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