Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
It's never too late to be topless.
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
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