This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
she told me i tasted like america
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
Do you think I could get someone from tinder to drive me to the airport?
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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