I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
She only spoke Russian, but she was so gorgeous it didn't matter
Oh. I think she ate all the cake and took our vodka...still gorgeous.
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
Just FYI: if you happen to notice a liquid of some sort on my kitchen counter with an interesting color/ texture, don't taste it
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