East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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