Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
Church boner. Awkwardddd
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
Randomize
