Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
How does it feel to date your dad?
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
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