If I don't come home tonight, I've died in a pile of gay.
worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
i just woke up reverse cowgirl on my couch. fully clothed. my laptop is on the floor sideways. blasting gay porn and lady gaga. pizza crust everywhere. goodmorning.
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
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