mom and grandma are in town. grandma wants to get drunk with you
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
So i woke up on a park bench... Using my shoe as a pillow, cuddling a empty handle of vodka... Yet I'm still in my living room. Someone please tell me why all my vodkas gone? I'll deal with the park bench situation at a later time.
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