I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
We were just sitting together and this guy walks up to us and says, "you ladies are drinking too slow", puts a 5 dollar bill on the table and just leaves the bar. Helloooo Taco Bell
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
And then the night went full on bisexual.
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
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