The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
You're earring is so big in my mouth
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
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