small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
Oh my god. My pre-date bowl for nerves tuned into "I'm too high for this date" he kept talking about trucks and I couldn't stop making racial slurs.
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
There now exists video of me holding a (recently emptied) bottle of Russian Standard vodka, trying to sing the Russian national anthem.
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
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