As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
He had a number 3 tattooed on his penis. And when I asked what it meant, he said " you know like dale earnhardt, the intimidator".
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
a garbage man just dropped off my phone and wallet. he found them in the trash this morning.
As soon as he lost the election, the reception's open bar became a cash bar. I have never been so disappointed in my countrymen.
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
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