He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
I had a dream about that dude. It was the first time I had a dream about him since the tryst.
The tryst?
The hookup. I like using sophisticated words for my foolish decisions. Makes me retain some dignity.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
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