Sooo... I woke up in the shower this morning. It was on.
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
He texts me "what are you wearing" in the middle of the workday, so naturally I assume he's kidding and respond "the blood of my enemies" #foreveralone
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
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