I wish I could punch you in the face.
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Dude I'm so glad we're not friends anymore. It would have made fucking your stepmom last night really awkward. Dickwad.
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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