Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
Are you drunk? You left me a voicemail at 5:59 AM of you making dolphin sounds.
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