I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
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