idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
He cooked me dinner. I showed my appreciation by showing up shithoused and breaking a bottle of steak sauce on his floor.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
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