garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
You made out with two different species that night
Honestly I was sitting in managerial accounting thinking "I really need to get my shit together and stop drinking so much wine." But when you asked I realized... it's wine. It's always a yes.
Yeah I would come and meet you but there's 3 polish girls yelling at a drunk polish guy in the carpark outside. They just dumped a whole pizza over his head and I want to see where this ends...
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
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