Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
...then she kept trying to make balloon animals with my flacid penis. I'm never drinking whisky with you again.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
The cat was building a spaceship out of the carpet, my legs were cans of tomato sauce, and there was something else in that pot you gave me.
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
Jesus better clutch that motherfucking wheel, then.
I'M NOT PUTTING MY TRUST IN JESUS! I'M PUTTING MY TRUST IN YOU!
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