Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
im having a threesome with these popsicles
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
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